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Batty old bitch

I remember vivdly the 1996 election: Clinton vs. Dole. I was in third grade and my elementary school held a mock election. We had to learn about and “register” with a party and “vote.” I remember I registered as a Democrat because it rhymed “cat,” my favorite animal.

Just like the real election, Clinton won.

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The Ceiling Cat cometh

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In the event of the rapture, this computer will remain manned and I will continue feeding my cat on the daily. But what about your and your pet? Are you worried that when Scotty beams you up suddenly, there will be no one to take care of your precious pets?

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