In a shocking new development in the Gosselin family story, Jon Gosselin has – wait for it – actually been fired from the show.
Yes, you read that correctly. He didn’t quit. He didn’t get another job and move on. Jon Gosselin got fired.
From now on, the show will be Jon and just Kate Plus 8, showing her life as a single mom to these fabulous children. Now, I think calling her a “single mom” opens up a whole new can of worms, but in my opinion it’s better than having that assclown hanging around.
According to a source close to Jon, “Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting dad, not while all this other crap was going on.”
And really, can you blame TLC? They’re the family channel! The world loves TLC! They make people cry with all of the generous things they do!
And what has Jon Gosselin been up to lately? Well, since you asked:
- Taking his she’s not my girlfriend to visit his hometown.
- Getting it on with the nanny
- Calling Kate abusive (again, another can of worms)
- Spending money like the world is ending.
Oh, and we can’t forget running around like a tool in Ed Hardy. What does that shirt say? Death before dishonor? Ah, it’s all so clear now.
Apparently he’s still shopping around for The Divorced Dads’ Club with Michael Lohan. Let me know how that one works out for you, Jon boy.
Disclaimer: I’m not 100% on Kate’s side because I think there’s definitely blame to share, but damn. Fired?