From The Sun:
“A TERRIFIED teen claims a YETI spied on her as she took a dip in her bikini in a remote stream.
Justyna Folger, 19, noticed the hulking ape-like beast in Poland’s Tatra mountains, where there has been a spate of Bigfoot sightings in the past week.
She said: “At first I thought it was a bear but then it raised itself on to two legs and ran off. I couldn’t believe it.”
National Park officials are investigating.”
God, I miss Europe.